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A friend told his wife "when I die, I hope to die while making love" She replied "well, at least we know your death will be quick"
How would I test the popularity of politicians? I let them walk through the city center alone.
I'm spending the year dead for tax reasons
whenever anyone has offended me, i try to raise my soul so high that the offense cannot reach it.
You know you're old when you get up in the morning and the first thing you do is make noise.
Don't hesitate. fumigate.
Happy Earth Day Enjoy Earth while you can
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke
To all the people who said I'd never amount to anything because of my procrastination... ...just you wait!
AFTER ALL THIS BULLSHIT WE BETTER BE IN THE NEXT BIBLE.
Y'all gotta stop using all these damn filters on your pics. You go missing and the police are out there looking for Miss America instead of Bigfoot.
we are drowning in information but starved for knowledge
never start a fight with a woman - they remember shit that hasnt even happened yet ;-)
Before you fuck a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are
You can throw all the shade you want. It's still sunny in my world.
IF I'M WRONG EDUCATE ME. DON'T BELITTLE ME.
Everyone is trying to find the right person, but no one is trying to be the right person.
Never met a problem I couldn't make worse...
Had anyone seen my motivation?! I think i lost it between March 2020 and yesterday evening.
there is a rule in sailing where the more maneuverable ship should give way to the less maneuverable craft. i think this is sometimes a good rule to follow in human relationships as well.
THIS IS IT IT IS THIS IS IT THIS THIS IT IS IS THIS IT
Whenever I hear someone say they did something "like a boss" I assume someone did it for them and they are merely taking credit for it.
Sometimes you meet someone, and you know right away that you want to spend the rest of your life without them.
s ilence t eaches u s to be l oud
my grandfather used to say: every day above ground is a good one.
when there is no peril in the fight, it's soccer
many a small thing has been made large by my hands
I'd been teaching myself the trumpet for 6 months before I dislocated my jaw. Apparently, you're supposed to blow through the other end.
me, having no ideas but a real ability to express them
You can only be young once But you can always be immature
Me as a kid... "Expecto Patronum" Me now... "Expensive Petroleum"
Six Feet Under
Knock Knock. Who's There? Donald Trump. Donald Trump Who? You're on the jury.
if they look confident, they'll have no clue
you won't control the time any more if you have seve-ral watches
Freedom that can be allocated to you is not freedom...
ladies, if the guy you just met played a little hard to get, but still went to bed with you on the first date, would you date him, or would you never call this slut again?
leila wore such short dresses, that if you looked from underneath you could see her breasts.
suspecting is worse than knowing. reality has boundaries, imagination doesn't.
i've put my glasses away - i've seen enough.
turn your trauma into art or at least a kink.
biting your tongue is a reminder that your bodys cruise control has glitches.
humans are pretty lucky that fire isn't too bright to stare at.
our finger fitting perfectly in our nostrils must be an evolutionary prank.
sometime in the future, the bodies on mount everest might be the most well-preserved sample of modern human beings.
you don't have to raise your hand when knocking on the door.
I am strong.
if you can't be good, be good at it
It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today or naked tomorrow
You look like something I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal Listening to them - common Arguing with them - acceptable Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food they say the ones you love hurt you the most
THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is a beautiful concept. unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. But I would rather be alone with you.
i've fallen in love with you, but you don't exist.
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